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Poster: patkelleyPA Date: Jan 22, 2009 1:16pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: These guys are great,,,,i know all you heads will enjoy them

We in the profession have a saying about guys like you...

*All in good fun, of course.

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Poster: NoiseCollector Date: Jan 22, 2009 1:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: These guys are great,,,,i know all you heads will enjoy them

The beautiful thing is that I have no obligation to understand discovery, no ethical obligation to not file motions after opposing council announces they will be on vacation. No bar to complain to,etc.

I don't go out of my way to be a dick but when someone evil who has done me wrong lawyers up, I make sure their attorney gets tons of trivial and off the wall filings and things to answer and bill their client for, so in effect I help you guys out! I even had someone filing shit against themselves they got so mad and couldn't wait for attorney to get back in town. Hilarious.

Eventually they ditch the scumbag and let the truth be told. I move for change of venue, psych evals, motions to prove paternity, all kinds of neat stuff. I have delayed the paying of some tickets now for about 6 months and will baffle them at a pretrial hearing when I break down the statutues and file motions to dismess on all counts, this will be fun. I first cross examined a police officer when I was 18 last century and he couldn't tell me what time the sun set that day and what the weather conditions were, but knew I had a beer in my hand from 200 yards away, case dismissed.

I learned a lot that day and was studying to be a paralegal until I found out they do most the gruntwork and don't make shit, screw that! That aint my modus operandi...

The defence rests